Hey....FUCK YOU...

I started driving with an instructor today. I can't get my license until I have 12 hours with the guy because "DERP I WON'T LET YOU CAUSE YOU NEED PRACKTISE!" This was the most infuriating 2 hours of my life. I had to drive "his" way. Which is driving under the speed limit and pissing off everybody behind me. Also this guy had the break pedal on his side and insisted that I start stopping like a mile before the stop light. This also fucking pissed people off. I learned some useful tips, because I'm nowhere near perfect, but come on REALLY? I was being treated like a special needs kid.

Another big issue were the people TAILGATING me. I could see if I wasn't in a clearly labeled "Student Driver" car, but I had these motherfuckers all over my ass. It's not my fault they can't manage their time better. It's not my fault the instructor is telling me to "check my brakes" every five seconds when some car wants to make a right turn miles up ahead. If I wasn't in the car with this dude, I would be going faster. Sorry you can't get your latte NOW, you'll eventually get it, so stop being an impatient asshole.

LOOK AT THESE ASSHOLES